Marijane saved my testicle

According to Dr. Robert Young, "using marijuana for medicinal
purposes can only lead to increased systemic latent
tissue acidosis and the destruction of the alkaline
design of the body. Marijuana is acidifying to the
blood and tissues and therefore cannot bring balance,
harmony, energy or health to the body."

Eating too much salad

Do you have a Jason's Deli where you live? I do. I eat there...a lot. They used to have these frequent diner cards -- buy ten meals, get the eleventh free. Well, I had one of those cards -- with a few stamps on it. One day it went missing though.

I eat a lot of salads at Jason's. I've probably had twenty salad meals over the past year. That would have been two free salad meals if I still had my card. They don't even give out cards any more. Only if you have a card can you be grandfathered in.

Well here's my two cents to that, pal: Give me the damn card back! F U, Jason.

Blue Door Movie, Cool looking film...

The Dog House

That's what she calls it! Hah, the dog house. If she only knew that the dog house with a five star resort. She loves me.

Easter, Easter!

It's that time of year again. The time of year when I forget it's a holiday. Yep, didn't know until yesterday that tomorrow is Easter.

It happened in my childhood sometime. It was that egg. That damn egg. I painted it, and this kid Jim who was the class bully, he took the egg and smashed it over a roosters head.

Bastard, Jim. Do you even know what kind of an effect that had on me? It made me forget about Easter. Jerk.

iMac, I'm frustrated.

You look so solid and sturdy. Why did you fail on me?

Where did you go, old brain of new iMac?

Now you are only old brain of old iMac. Not old in years, but perhaps just in function. You are displeasing me. I do not know what I must do with this displeasure you have poured upon me.

Haunt you! Damn iMac! I wish you haunted nights and haunted days! Mine are...haunted. Because of you.

Alkaline me

Do it. Pour inside me the Alkaline!!! I never knew our batteries were like bodies. That's right, you heard what I said.

Your body, buddy -- has electricity. You eel.

So I've taken some steps to make sure I have the most amount of energizer for my bunny. My honey needs my energizer. Keep going, keep going.

GREEN JUICE. What the?! Welll, I don't mind it...I drink it and a surge of energy goes through me. Goes in, and stays in. It hibernates. Currently its hibernating.

Oh ya.