Eating too much salad

Do you have a Jason's Deli where you live? I do. I eat there...a lot. They used to have these frequent diner cards -- buy ten meals, get the eleventh free. Well, I had one of those cards -- with a few stamps on it. One day it went missing though.

I eat a lot of salads at Jason's. I've probably had twenty salad meals over the past year. That would have been two free salad meals if I still had my card. They don't even give out cards any more. Only if you have a card can you be grandfathered in.

Well here's my two cents to that, pal: Give me the damn card back! F U, Jason.